wolfperson1:

3liza:

3liza:

my dad always says “it’s not trespassing if you’re not planning to do anything bad” which as a legal argument wouldn’t get far but as a moral prerogative is completely sound

officer i am literally just in a location

officer, this land was stolen. they can have no claim to stolen property

mooncustafer:

heinous-bitch:

authorkims:

you forgot the best one

My spouse’s grandparents immigrated to Canada later in 1912, and according to family lore someone asked his grandmother if she wasn’t afraid to cross the sea after what had happened to the Titanic, to which she replied: “No, ‘tis already sunk.”

flyin-shark:

felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don’t fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

h-isforhiatus:

bro not to start again on names but do u ever think abt how some names have been used for centuries, millenniums even…like how many times has the earth heard a mother calling, ‘krishna!’…how many times have the stars caught a lover whispering, ‘miriam’…how many times has the ground we’ve walked on and continue to walk on felt vibrations of a friend excitedly yelling, ‘sarah!’

And then there’s people who name their kid Khaleesi